It Hurts Everywhere

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by brogers, Jan 19, 2003.

  1. brogers

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    Dec 28, 2000
    Spring, TX USA
    A young redhead goes into the doctor's office and says
    that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
    "Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."
    She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and
    screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her
    ankle and screams. Everywhere she touches makes her scream.
    The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead, are you?"
    "No," she says, "I'm actually a blonde."
    "I thought so," the doctor says. "Your finger is broken."