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"IT DOESN'T, 'n YOU CAN'T!

Discussion in 'OX & Alex Forum' started by HerrGlock, May 29, 2012.

  1. HerrGlock

    HerrGlock Scouts Out CLM

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    I WON'T, 'n IT DON'T!
    IT HASN'T, IT ISN'T, IT EVEN AIN'T
    'N IT SHOULDN'T . . .
    IT COULDN'T!"
    He told me NO NO NO!
    I told him YES YES YES!
    I said: "I do it all the time . . .
    Ain't this boogie a mess!"
     
  2. Dinky

    Dinky Numpty

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    Only in the OAF.....:whistling:
     

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    tous GET A ROPE!

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    What makes it even more OAFy is that he's having that conversation with a rubber ducky collection, three cats and some used banjo strings.

    I am completely sane.
    I only talk to my computers and whatever firearm I'm working on. The general tenor of the exchange consists of me pleading, "Why are you doing this to me? Haven't I always been good to you? You! Spring! I see you trying to sneak off there! Where do you think you're going?"
     
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    Well then Fido got up off the floor an' he rolled over
    An' he looked me straight in the eye
    An' you know what he said?
    Once upon a time
    Somebody say to me
    (This is a dog talkin' now)
    What is your Conceptual Continuity?
    Well, I told him right then
    (Fido said)
    It should be easy to see
    The crux of the biscuit
    Is the Apostrophe(')
    Well, you know
    The man who was talkin' to the dog
    Looked at the dog an' he said: (sort of staring in disbelief)
    "You can't say that!"
     
  5. tous

    tous GET A ROPE!

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    Somebody take the bath salts away from him!
     
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    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8Oo2zzwQCg&feature=related"]Frank Zappa - Apostrophe (') (Full Album) [HD] - YouTube[/ame]