IT Condoms

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Grog, Jan 23, 2005.

  1. Grog

    Grog Millennium Member

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    Jul 15, 1999
    When the Software industry had badly gone down, three giants Sun,
    SCO(UNIX) and Microsoft started producing condoms and named them
    Java-condo, CondomiX and MS-Condom respectively.

    A customer using Java-condo complained to Sun that the condom doesn't
    fit correctly.

    Sun replied: "Wait till we get the ISO standard". They boasted that it
    will fit to any size irrespective of underlying structure.

    Well, the customer switched to CondomiX and found that by the time he
    finishes reading the instructions, given along with CondomiX, his wife
    was sleeping and he himself forgetting why he is using CondomiX.

    Finally he switched to MS-Condom.

    To his surprise it was so good........and comfortable!. He used it

    Six months later he found that his wife was pregnant. He got angry and
    complained to Microsoft.

    He got his reply from Microsoft:

    What do you think was Microsoft's reply...........???

    A PATCH IS COMING SOON...! ;a ;a ;a ;a

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