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It can't be that difficult...

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Blitzer, Mar 8, 2007.

  1. Blitzer

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    A guest in a posh hotel breakfast room called over the head waiter one morning and read from the menu. "I'd like one under-cooked egg so that it's runny, and one over-cooked egg so that it's tough and hard to eat. I'd also like grilled bacon which is a bit on the cold side, burnt toast, butter straight from the freezer so that it's impossible to spread, and a pot of very weak, lukewarm coffee."

    "That's a complicated order sir," said the bewildered waiter. "It might be quite difficult." confused

    The guest replied sarcastically, "It can't be that difficult because that's exactly what you brought me yesterday!"