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It always hurts when I

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jun 21, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A young redhead goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.

    "Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."

    She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony.

    She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams.

    Everywhere she touches makes her scream.

    The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead, are you?"

    "No," she says, "I'm actually a blonde."

    "I thought so," the doctor says. "Your finger is broken."
     
  2. Steve Koski

    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

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    Take the spoon out of the cup. Duh!