President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar when a fellow walks in and asks the bartender, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?" The barman says, "Yep, that's them." So he walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor, "What are you guys doing in here?" Bush says, "We're planning WW III." "Really? What's going to happen?" Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis and one blonde with big jubblies. The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big jubblies? Why kill a blonde with big jubblies?" Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says,"See, smart ass? I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis."