Lets say HYPOTHETICALLY I was at the gas station this afternoon filling up the Expedition (relevant because its got a big tank so you have to stand there for a while) and some wannabe gangster screeches in music blaring Fthis and Fthat (his windows cracked open about 3-4", which will be relevant in a minute). He turns the music up, leaves his door open and goes in the store. So lets say, again HYPOTHETICALLY, I went over and pushed his DOOR LOCK button and closed his door. I'm thinking I'd (HYPOTHETICALLY) retain some plausible deniability that I was just closing the door to shield the sensitive ears of the children around from the profanities blaring out of the car. So, if HYPOTHETICALLY, someone got my license plate # and called the cops, do you think a crime was committed?