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Is this a union shop

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Dec 3, 2002.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    For those of you who have dealt with unions.... A dedicated Teamster's Union
    worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and, as you would expect,
    decided to check out the local brothels nearby.

    When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"
    "No," she replied, "I'm sorry, it isn't." "Well, if I pay you $100.00, what
    cut do the girls get?
    "The house gets $80.00 and the girls get $20.00."
    Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the man stomped off down the
    street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop.

    His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam
    responded,

    "Why, yes, sir, this IS a Union House." The man asked, "And if I pay you
    $100.00, what cut do the girls get?" "The girls get $80.00 and the house
    gets $20."

    "That's more like it!!!" the Teamster said. He handed the Madam $100.00,
    looked around the room and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde. "I'd
    like her for the night."

    "I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam, then gesturing to an 85 year old
    woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has seniority."