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Is there something wrong with me???

Discussion in 'OX & Alex Forum' started by Bullman, Aug 26, 2011.

  1. Bullman

    Bullman Deranged Deputy

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    We got invited to a kid's birthday party tonight at the local pool. For most of the night I was the only adult in the pool, until Mrs. Bullman decided to join me (new bikini, ha cha cha). Is there something wrong with me? Do you think the rest of the parents think I am some kind of moron or something, should I really give a rat's furry posterior?

    Enquiring minds want to know.
     
  2. BabyTaz

    BabyTaz Mrs Codivecop

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    Pretty sure that qualifies you as the good dad! Unless you were busy making the pool water turn colors!:supergrin:
     

  3. tous

    tous GET A ROPE!

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    Why are you giving away he hindquarters of the innocent rats?
    That's just mean.
    They need their butts.
    At least compensate the poor rodents if you give away their body parts.
     
  4. Bullman

    Bullman Deranged Deputy

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    No, that was Edward.

    I was giving a seminar to the first graders on Cannonball techniques.
     
  5. Bullman

    Bullman Deranged Deputy

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    I do compensate them tous, the furry posteriors is usually the only thing left after I give them a 10mm bullet to the head.
     
  6. tous

    tous GET A ROPE!

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    Y'all ain't loadin' 'em right, then, amigo.
    My 10mm leaves a crater the size of Tulsa if'n I Mozambique a rodent.
     
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  7. Bullman

    Bullman Deranged Deputy

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    Commercial stuff, I dont' load and I am not wasting my doubletap on a rat.
     
  8. smith10

    smith10 10MM WOOOOOOT

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    From the pool to rats to 10mm. :thisherebeagoodthread:
     
  9. Bullman

    Bullman Deranged Deputy

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    We aim to please, especially at the rats, lol :wavey:
     
  10. kcb

    kcb Southern Lady

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    Nothing more than doing what a GREAT dad does, Kevin!!!

    Keep up the good work!

    :thumbsup:

    :yourock:
     
  11. El_Ron1

    El_Ron1 AAAAAAAAGHHH!!!

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    How many of them stuff shirts got a clue what to do come hog callin' time?
     
  12. Bullman

    Bullman Deranged Deputy

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    I try to educate through youtube, lol. And I advertise on the side of the car.
     
  13. jellis11

    jellis11 Yippee-ki-yay

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    most people are way more "grown up" than this world needs. my wife and i have a ten month old and i cant wait to get him a dirt bike and try to be an awesome dad. good job
     
  14. Alex_Knight

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  15. El_Ron1

    El_Ron1 AAAAAAAAGHHH!!!

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    Alex still gots it.




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  16. Alex_Knight

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  17. tous

    tous GET A ROPE!

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    What happened to the monkey?
    Bring the monkey back.
     
  18. Alchemy

    Alchemy Senior Member

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    Kevin,what Taz said. You must have pee'd in the pool.:tongueout:
     
  19. tous

    tous GET A ROPE!

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    Not likely.

    A man like Bull pees in a pool the danged thing would overflow and carry away 27 houses downstream in the flood.

    Wait ... wasn't there flooding in his area just last week? :ack:
     
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  20. Bullman

    Bullman Deranged Deputy

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    Can't seem to get a pic of her in a bikini, I think I would get killed if I did. Today would have been an excellent day to do it though (ha cha cha):wow: