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Is that Jesus?

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by NVGlock, Dec 18, 2002.

  1. NVGlock

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    An Italian walks into a bar with a bad knee and notices a guy sitting at
    the end of the bar. He walks the bartender who it was. The bartender
    told him it was Jesus. The Italian ordered a drink for himself and Jesus.

    Next, a carpenter walks in. He asked if that was Jesus. He then ordered
    a drink for himself and for Jesus.

    Finally, a redneck walks in and orders a drink for himself and Jesus.

    A few minutes later, Jesus gets up and goes to the Italian. He thanked
    him for his generosity and healed him. Jesus walked over to the
    carpenter, thanked him, and healed him. Then, he walked over to the
    redneck. The redneck jumped up and shouted," Don't heal me, I'm on
    disability!"
     
  2. Steve Koski

    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

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    Boy, aint it the truth.
     

  3. glock_19guy1983

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    What difference does it make if jesus heals him? Most people on disability arent really disabled anyway.
     
  4. AC37

    AC37 SystemicAnomaly

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    Lol, good point! ;f ;a ;i
     
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