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IRS Audit

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, May 5, 2009.

  1. okie

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    >
    > >>> At the end of the tax year the IRS office sent
    > an inspector to audit
    > the
    > >>> books of a Synagogue. While he was checking
    > the books he turned to
    > the
    > >>> Rabbi and said, 'I notice you buy a lot of
    > candles. What do you do
    > with
    > >>> the candle drippings?'
    > >>> 'Good question,' noted the Rabbi.
    > 'We save them up and send them
    > back to
    > >>> the candle makers, and every now and then they
    > send us a free box of
    >
    > >>> candles.'
    > >>>
    > >>> 'Oh,' replied the auditor, somewhat
    > disappointed that his unusual
    > >>> question had a practical answer.
    > >>>
    > >>> But on he went, in his obnoxious way:
    > 'What about all these bread
    > wafer
    > >>> purchases? What do you do with the
    > crumbs?
    > >>>
    > >>> 'Ah, yes,' replied the Rabbi,
    > realizing that the inspector was
    > trying to
    > >>> trap him with an unanswerable question. 'We
    > collect them and send
    > them
    > >>> back to the manufacturer, and every now and
    > then they send us a free
    > box
    > >>> of bread-wafers.'
    > >>> 'I see,' replied the auditor, thinking
    > hard about how he could
    > fluster
    > >>> the know-it-all Rabbi.
    > >>>
    > >>> 'Well, Rabbi,' he went on, 'what
    > do you do with all the leftover
    > >>> foreskins from the circumcisions you
    > perform?'
    > >>>
    > >>> 'Here, too, we do not waste,' answered
    > the Rabbi. 'What we do is
    > save
    > >>> all the foreskins and send them to the IRS
    > Office, and about once a
    > year
    > >>> they send us a complete dick.