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Irish Toast

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by CHEF-LOU, Mar 15, 2004.

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    The Best Irish Toast
    > > John O'Reilly hoisted his beer at the pub and
    > said,
    > > "Here's to spending
    > > the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!"
    > > That won him the top
    > > prize for the best toast of the night.
    > > He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the
    > prize
    > > for the best
    > > toast of the night."
    > > She said, "Aye, what was your toast?"
    > > John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me
    > life,
    > > sitting in church
    > > beside me wife."
    > > "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
    > The
    > > next day, Mary ran
    > > into one of John's toasting buddies on the street
    > > corner. The man
    > > chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize
    > the
    > > other night with a
    > > toast about you, Mary."
    > > She said, "Aye, and I was a bit surprised meself!
    > You
    > > know, he's only
    > > been there twice. Once he fell asleep, and the
    > other
    > > time I had to pull
    > > him by the ears to make him come."
    > >
    >