Irish Lubricant

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  1. Mrs Glockrunner

    Mrs Glockrunner

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    Murphy's' old lady had been pregnant for some
    time and now the time had come. He brought
    her to the doctor and the doctor began to deliver
    the baby.

    She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over
    at Murphy and said. 'Hey, Murph! You just had
    you a son! 'Ain't dat grand!!'

    Murphy got excited by this, but just then the
    doctor spoke up and said, 'Hold on! We ain't
    finished yet!'

    The doctor then delivered a little girl. He said,
    'Hey, Murph! You got you a daughter!!!! She is
    a pretty lil ting, too....'

    Murphy got kind of puzzled by this and then the
    doctor said, 'Hold on, we aint got done yet!'

    The doctor then delivered another boy and said,
    'Murph, you just had yourself nother boy!'

    Murphy said to the doctor, 'Doc, what caused
    all of dem babies,?'

    The doctor said, 'You never know Murph, it was
    probably something that happened during
    conception.'

    Murphy said, 'Ah yeah, during conception.'

    When Murph and his wife went home with their
    three children, he sat down with his wife and
    said, Mama, you remember dat night that we
    ran out of Vaseline and we had to use dat dere
    3-in-1 Oil.'

    She said, 'Yeah, I remember dat night...'

    Murph said, 'I'll tell you, .....it's a freaking' good
    ting we didn't use WD-40.
     
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    SCmasterblaster G17 carrier since 1989 Millennium Member

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