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Irish--- favorite pub

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Feb 16, 2014.

  1. lethal tupperwa

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    "As good as this bar is," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow, there's a wee place called McTavish's.... The landlord goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy four drinks, he'll buy the fifth drink."





    "Well, Angus," said the Englishman, "At my local in London, the Red Lion, the barman will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two."





    "Ahhh, dat's nothin'," said Paddy Sheehan, the Irishman. "Back home in me favorite pub in Galway, the moment you set foot in the place, they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like, actually. Then, when you've had enough drinks, they'll take you upstairs and see dat you get laid, all on the house!"





    The Englishman and Scotsman were suspicious of the claims. "Did this actually happen to you?"





    "Not meself, personally, no," admitted the Irishman, "but it did happen to me sister quite a few times."
     
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    Oh, that is bad....so bad.
     

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