I might have posted this one before, but it didn't show up in a search... so here goes.... A guy walks into an Irish bar, in an Irish neighborhood in the USA, and sits down on the 1st stool he staggers to. He's obviously very intoxicated and slurs this request to the barkeep "Kevin me lad, will ya pour me a Guinness". The guy in the next stool, also 3 sheets into the wind, says "I detect just a wee bit 'o the old sod in ya voice... where ya from, Laddie?" "Dublin" says the 1st guy. "ME TOO! Such a small world... Kevin, pour us a couple more, we gotta drink to that". Kevin the bartender complies, and they chug 'em down. "What part of Dublin are ya from?" "Donovan Street". "ME TOO!!! Kevin, pour us another". He does, they chug 'em down again. "So if ya lived on Donovan, where'd ya be going to school then?" "St. Mary's". "ME TOO!!! Kevin, pour us another round laddie, and be quick". They chug another. "And just what year did ya be graduating from St Mary's?" "1975" "ME TOO!!!!! Kevin me lad, pour us a shot of that good Irish whiskey... we just got to drink to that with some good stuff!!" Just then, Kevin's replacement, Brian, comes in and joins Kevin behind the bar. Brian quietly asks "So Kev, how's it going tonight." "Just fine", say Kevin... "but the Murphy twins are drunk again."