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Irish Confessional

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by goldenlight, Feb 22, 2011.

  1. goldenlight

    goldenlight

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    An Irishman goes into the confessional box
    after years of being away from the Church.

    He is amazed to find a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall is
    a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates in the world.

    Then the priest comes in.
    Excitedly, the Irishman begins..."Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time
    since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is
    much more inviting than it used to be."

    The priest replies, "Get out. You're on my side."
     
  2. SMOKEin

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  3. snubfan

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    :rofl:

    I have beers on Tuesday nights with a couple of Irish Catholics. I'll pass it on!