Iraq Evasion

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by goldenlight, Sep 22, 2007.

  1. goldenlight

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    A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your
    skirt. I'll explain later."

    The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister, have
    you seen a soldier?"

    The nun replied, "He went that way"

    After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt andsaid, "I
    can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq"

    The nun said, "I understand completely."

    The soldier added, "I hope I'm not being rude, but you have a great pair of
    legs!"

    The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great
    pair of balls, too ... I don't want to go to Iraq either."
     
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