A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later." The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?" The nun replied, "He went that way" After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt andsaid, "I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq" The nun said, "I understand completely." The soldier added, "I hope I'm not being rude, but you have a great pair of legs!" The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls, too ... I don't want to go to Iraq either."