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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 25, 2006.

  1. okie

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    "Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."

    "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"

    "I know all that."

    "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"

    "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."