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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 26, 2002.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

    With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00.

    With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

    If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 5 cent deposit, you would have $107.00.

    Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.


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