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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by nipperwolf, Mar 18, 2006.

  1. nipperwolf

    nipperwolf

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    ITALIAN BOY AT CONFESSION

    Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose
    woman.

    The priest asks, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?

    Yes, Father it is.

    And who was the woman you were with?

    I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her
    reputation.

    Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later,
    so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?

    I cannot say.
    Was it Teresa Volpe?

    I'll never tell.

    Was it Nina Capeli?

    I'm sorry but I cannot name her.

    Was it Cathy Piriano?

    My lips are sealed.

    Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?

    Please, Father, I cannot tell you.

    The priest sighs hs in frustration. You're very tight lipped
    ,Johnny Parisi and I admire that. But you've sinned and have
    to atone. You cannot attend church services for 4 months.

    Now you go and behave yourself.

    Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides
    over and whispers, "What'd you get?"

    "Four months vacation and five good leads...."