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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by nipperwolf, Mar 2, 2003.

  1. pesticidal

    pesticidal Eh? CLM

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    Dang. I got cocky and missed one. 10/11
     

  2. Navy joe

    Navy joe TFL Member

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    same thing, brain faded to 10/11. I still maintain that a dead guy ought to be able to get married if he can get it up. Not much worse off than the living mariied guy. :D
     
  3. Gunrnr

    Gunrnr Senior Goofoff Millennium Member

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    10/11 but I dispute the one counted wrong:

    "If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
    2, you took them, remember?"

    Three apples still remain; possession of the third is not defined.
     
  4. SmilingOtter

    SmilingOtter

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    I protest the question about the pills. It never said when you start taking them. 10/11 for me.
     
  5. pesticidal

    pesticidal Eh? CLM

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    I can't protest or challenge my wrong answer. I got the one about the ark wrong! ;t ;t ;t
     
  6. pt945

    pt945 GLOCK 17

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    You GOT a score of 11 out of 11
    You rating: Only 3 people have ever scored this high
    This is based on the Simon Evans score rating system
    answers below;f ;f ;f

    in the words of homer simpson "i am so smart i am so smart S*M*R*T i mean smart"
     
  7. prpbmw

    prpbmw Millennium Member

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    Moses got me
     
  8. jhfenton

    jhfenton Evil Marathoner

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    11/11 - I had heard most of them before, including the infamous Ark question, so I'm not sure it counts.
     
  9. trcubed

    trcubed Senior Member

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    Let's see...

    Fenton - 11/11
    pt945 - 11/11
    trcubed - 11/11

    Yep...that's all three!;)
     
  10. pt945

    pt945 GLOCK 17

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    now fenton and trcubed we know our level of intellect. lets not rub it in to the less fortunate on here... however with the results these others have got, maybe i can pass my jennings nine off to one of them as a glock;g ;f ;P ....

    keep safe
    chris
     
  11. AC37

    AC37 SystemicAnomaly

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    11/11. The key is to read all the questions slow and realize that they're all trick questions.
     
  12. mally_b

    mally_b Lost

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    I got 11/11 but it doesn't count cause I'm blond;f
     
  13. fletch1701

    fletch1701

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    I got 11/11 and it also told me only 3 people have gotten this score. Perhaps the webmaster needs to work on some basic math.
     
  14. Wcoyote

    Wcoyote Super Genius...

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    11 of 11. Had to put the thinkin' cap on for 1 or 2 of them.

    Wcoyote
     
  15. Steve Koski

    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

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    I get that damn moses/noah thing wrong EVERY TIME. What's wrong with me???