INS Humor

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Jun 16, 2006.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    Sep 10, 2001
    (Cute read, but probably not true.)

    I have a friend who is president of his homeowner's association in Washington. They are having a terrible problem with trash on the side of the road that is around the association's homes. The reason according to Wallace (my friend) is, being built just next to them, six new homes..... big ones!

    Wallace said the trash is coming from the Mexican work crews working at the construction sites. (McDonald Bags, Burger King trash, etc).

    He has pleaded with the site supervisors and the general contractor to no avail, called the City, County, and the Police and got no help. So.................. guess what some people in his community did?

    They organized about twenty folks, named themselves The "Inner Neighborhood Services" to go out at lunch time and "police" the trash themselves. It is what they did while picking up the trash that is hilarious!

    They got some navy blue baseball caps and had the initials "INS" in gold put on the caps. It doesn't take a rocket scientist, however, to understand what they hoped people would think it means.

    Well the day after their first pick up detail, with them wearing their caps and some carrying cameras; 46 out of 68 of the construction workers did not show up for work the next morning............. and haven't come back yet.

    It has been ten days. The general contractor, I understand, is madder than hell, but can't say anything publicly, because he could be busted for hiring illegal aliens.

    Wallace and his bunch can't be accused of impersonating INS folks, because they have it on their home owner association records the vote to form the new committee within their association, plus they informed the INS about what they were doing in advance, and the INS said basically according to Wallace.............."Have at it"!

    So folks, I think you could say that Yankee ingenuity triumphs again!