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Innocent as ever !!

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Oct 12, 2004.

  1. okie

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    There was a much married woman who walked into a bridal shop
    one day and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a
    wedding gown for her fourth wedding.

    "Well", replied the sales clerk, "exactly what type of dress
    are you looking for?"

    The bride to be said, "A long, frilly white dress with a
    veil."

    The sales clerk didn't know quite what to say but she finally
    said, "Frankly, madam, gowns of that nature are considered more
    appropriate for brides who are being married the first time --
    for those who are a bit more innocent, if you know what I
    mean."

    "Well" replied the customer, more than a little put out. "I
    can assure you that I am as innocent as the rest of them.
    Believe it or not, despite all my marriages, I remain as
    innocent as any first time bride. "You see, my first husband
    was so excited about our wedding he died as we were checking
    into our hotel."

    "My second husband and I got into a terrible fight in the limo
    on our way to the reception and have not spoken since. We had
    that wedding annulled immediately."

    "What about your third husband?" asked the sales clerk.

    "Well" said the woman, "He was a Democrat and every night for
    four years he just sat on the edge of the bed and told me how
    good it was going to be."