In This House, We Believe:

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  1. Jade Falcon

    Jade Falcon WTF EREN?!

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    Saw one of these stupid ass signs in a thread on this forum a while back. Apparently, someone was visiting a home, and a house in the area had this sign on their front lawn:

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    That's nice. Now, allow me....

    In This House, We Believe:

    -Police and Fetus Lives Matter
    -Guns don't cause violence
    -Illegal immigrants should be deported
    -Jesus is real
    -Facts trump your emotions and feelings
    -Hillary Clinton is a witch
    -Crime of any kind is not tolerated or celebrated

    If you had a "In This House" sign, what would it say? Come up with your own and post below.
     
  2. Bradley T

    Bradley T

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    In This House We Believe:
    It is good to treat others as we like to be treated.
    Fake news is good comedy relief- nothing to get shook over.
    To be a good citizen, do things a good citizen does, then give yourself credit for it.
    It actually PAYS to live within your means.
    It also pays to trust God, clean house, help others!
    Charity starts at home.

    On the eighth day God created Rock n Roll.
     
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  3. powernoodle

    powernoodle

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    Ignore the kooky yard signs and laugh at them like Ronald Reagan dismissed the nutty leftists of his day.

    I don't do yard signs, because I'm not an attention wh***.
     
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  4. Jade Falcon

    Jade Falcon WTF EREN?!

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    ......or you could just....I dunno.....play along with it. For fun.

    :)
     
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    BCGUNCOLL

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    I have one that's good. I'll post a pic later.
     
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    BCGUNCOLL

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  7. Tickhill

    Tickhill Eternity: Smoking or Non-Smoking

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    If you don't believe in hell, don't ring the door bell!
    If you are offended, you obviously wanted to be offended.
    The 10 Commandments are not suggestions.
     
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    DWARREN123 Grumpy Old Guy

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    Mine would say "Go Away"!
     
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    And believe the Spotted Owl tastes like Chicken.
     
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    PEC-Memphis Scottish Member

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    Nuke the gay baby whales.
     
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    mfm9 What?

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    In this house, we believe: *

    *What we believe is not your business, and we are most certainly not going to advertise it.

    -Mike
     
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    SWFlGuy Lifetime NRA member

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    Aaaaaaawwwwwwww poor little gay baby whales
     
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    Glock1911 Triggered!

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    How do the baby whales know they are gay?
     
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    They keep hanging out with the sperm whales.
     
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    sombunya Use it up, throw it away

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    I actually saw the same sign in front of a house in the Los Angeles area and assumed that an average, run of the mill moron lived there. Didn't know they were a trend.
     
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  18. Jade Falcon

    Jade Falcon WTF EREN?!

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    On my sign, I think I would take out the "Hillary Clinton is a witch" part and put "Trigger Warnings are for the shooting range, not college campuses", or "Trigger Warnings are for gun safety, not college campuses".
     
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    RyanSBHF Senior Member

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    "Science Is Real"


    Be sure to ask them what they think of the Bell Curve and genetic IQ differences between the races. It's science so I'm sure they'd love to discuss it.
     
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    Robgmn

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    In this house:
    We KNOW there are a lot of stupid-a** people out there.
    They exist in roughly equal percentages in every walk of life, with all skin colors, all political affiliations, all religious affiliations.
     
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