A couple was driving through the countryside in an old, beat-up Volkswagen. The fertile quiet of the scenery began to inspire some lascivious thoughts, so they decided to pull over to the side of the road. The girl quickly jumped out of the cramped car, stripped, lay spread-eagle on the lush, green grass, and waited. And waited. And waited. "Honey," she yelled, "if you don't get out of that Volkswagen real quick, I won't be in the mood much longer!" "Baby," he lamented, "If I don't get out of the mood, I won't get out of this here Volkswagen!"