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In the Groove

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 12, 2009.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    A hippie saunters into an urban Bar & Grill and orders a cheeseburger.
    "But make sure to make it not too well done, not too rare, but just in the
    groove." The waiter is a little annoyed at this, but serves him the burger.

    "Waiter!" the hippie says after a little bit. "Could I get a cup of tea? Not
    too weak, not too strong, but just in the groove." More annoyed now, the waiter
    contemplates pissing in the tea, but doesn''t.

    "Waiter!" the hippies says a little later. "Could I get some ice cream? Not
    too chocolate, not too vanilla, but just in the groove."

    "Wait," said the waiter. "I have another idea. How ''bout you kiss my ***? Not
    too much to the right, not too much to the left, but just in the groove."