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In The Groove Man

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 15, 2004.

  1. okie

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    A guy enters a restaurant, and orders a milkshake, "Not too
    thick,... not too thin, but in the groove, man,... in the
    groove!"

    The cook hears this and gets pissed off, but just sends him the
    milkshake without saying anything.

    The guy then orders a box of fries, "Not too crisp,... not too
    soft, but in the groove, man,... in the groove!"

    The cook is getting really pissed off at this, but he rolls up
    his sleeves and gets him the box of fries.

    Then the guy orders a hamburger, "Not too big,.... not too small,
    but in the groove, man,... in the groove."

    On hearing this, the cook storms out and charges up to the guy,
    "You can just kiss my ***!! ...not too much to the left, ...not
    too much to the right, but in the groove, man,... in the groove!"