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In honor of Halloween

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Bannack, Oct 25, 2002.

  1. Bannack

    Bannack

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    In honor of Halloween, here is yet another traditional scary story!

    A man is walking home alone late one night when he hears a.......




    BUMP...











    BUMP...













    BUMP...


    behind him.











    Walking faster he looks back, and makes out the image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.







    BUMP...






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    Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the coffin bouncing quickly behind him...



















    faster...




















    faster...


















    BUMP...
















    BUMP....












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    He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.














    However, the coffin crashes through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping...













    clappity-BUMP...















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    clappity-BUMP...










    on the heels of the terrified man....
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    Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart
    is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.









    With a loud CRASH the coffin starts breaking down the door,
    bumping and clapping toward him.












    The man screams and reaches for something heavy, anything ... his hand comes to rest on a large bottle of Robitussin.














    Desperate, he throws the Robitussin as hard as he can at the apparition.
















    The coffin stops. ;f
     
  2. fuchikoma

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    ;P

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    AUGH! That's terrible! ;i
     

  3. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    Bannack! You got me! ;U ;f
     
  4. snorlax

    snorlax My bird is big

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  5. Elmstreet

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    Booooo! Hisssssss!
     
  6. jhfenton

    jhfenton Evil Marathoner

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    I meant to add last night that this is the worst/best joke I have ever heard. I'm adding it to my repertoire. :) Thanks.
     
  7. chip00

    chip00

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    Pretty good.
    Reminds me of another one I will post sometime later...:)
     
  8. Alex_Knight

    Alex_Knight

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    In the name of all that is good and decent.......................







































































    Not bad. ;f ;f ;f ;Y ;Y ;Y
     
  9. Floyd

    Floyd Millennium Member

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    Got me. It was for pun after all.
     
  10. AC37

    AC37 SystemicAnomaly

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    ;Q ;T ;f ;i