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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 5, 2005.

  1. okie

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    Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to testify in his own
    defense. "You must swear to tell the complete truth. Do you understand?"

    The client replied that he did. The lawyer then asked, "Do you know what
    will happen if you don't tell the truth?"

    The client looked back and said, "I imagine that our side will win."