Impatient Driver

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Oct 23, 2003.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    Sep 10, 2001
    A Woman pulls up to a red light behind one other car. She notices the driver of the car in front of her is talking on his cell phone, and appears to be shuffling through some papers on the seat beside him.

    The light turns green, but the man doesn't notice the light change.

    Angered beyond comprehension, the woman begins pounding on her steering wheel, and yelling at the man to move! The man doesn't move! The woman is going ballistic inside her car, ranting and raving at the man, pounding on her steering wheel and the dash.

    The light turns yellow. The woman begins to blow the car horn, and scream curses at the man. The man hearing the commotion, looks up, sees the yellow light, and accelerates through the intersection, just as the light turns red.

    The woman is now beside herself, screaming, cursing a blue streak and is very frustrated, as she misses her chance to get through the intersection.

    As she is still in mid-rant she hears a tap on her window, and looks up into the barrel of a gun held by a very serious looking policeman.

    The policeman tells her to shut off her car while keeping both hands in sight. She complies, and is speechless at what is happening. After she shuts off the engine the policeman orders her to exit the car with her hands up.

    The woman gets out of the car, the policeman orders her to turn and place her hands on the car. She turns, places her hands on the car roof, and quickly is handcuffed, and hustled into the patrol car.

    The woman is too bewildered by the chain of events to ask any questions, and she is driven to the police station where she is processed; fingerprinted, photographed, searched, booked and placed into a cell.

    After a couple of hours a policeman approaches the cell, and opens the door for her. She is escorted back to the booking desk where the original officer is waiting with her personal effects.

    The policeman hands her the bag containing her things, and says, "I'm sorry for this mistake, but you see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, and cussing a blue streak, and using language that would embarrass a sailor...all being directed at the car in front of you."

    "Then, I noticed the "Choose Life" license plate holder, and the "Follow me to Sunday School" bumper sticker, and the chrome plated "Christian Fish Emblem" on the trunk, so naturally I assumed you had STOLEN someone else's car!!"

    May this be a good remember for all of us that actions speak louder than words.
  2. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.

  3. 218

    218 Glock 'n Roll

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    Jun 17, 2003
    Metro-Boston, Massachusetts
    lol, love it!!!;a