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Immigration Control

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, May 30, 2006.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    Okay, I know this is bad. . . .
     
  2. vafish

    vafish

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    I got an email that said something to the effect,

    Our nations 3 biggest probelms are Illegal Immigration, rebuilding after Katrina, and the Alligators in Florida.

    The solution is to dig a moat the length of the US Mexico border, use the dirt you dig out to build up New Orleans, then fill the moat with the excess alligators from Florida.
     

  3. VANMAN

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  4. vafish

    vafish

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    I mentioned that plan to a co-worker and he said the only problem with my plan is the only way we could afford to dig the moat would be to pay migrants to do the labor. He didn;t think I would get many to help.
     
  5. glr226

    glr226 Yeah...

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    :laughabove: toooooo funny...
     
  6. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    That works:supergrin:
     
  7. Minuteman

    Minuteman Jeff Gannon???

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    Lewis Black had a good idea: Build the wall out of MONEY and cut out the middle man.

    But everyone knows why we can't build a wall, 'cus we would have to hire the illegals as labors to build it.


    :patriot:
     
  8. mnMACD

    mnMACD Non-Gunner

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    I say shoot em all, but they make good workers. Making millions for the USA.

    USA.. USA...USA yeah we rule.