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Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by Mrs. VR, Jul 20, 2012.

  1. Mrs. VR

    Mrs. VR Sharon, you will be missed.

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    As a chaperone, from md to MI. And the lady in front of me just reclined her seat all the way into my knees. And I'm REALLY short. :help:
     
  2. HerrGlock

    HerrGlock Scouts Out CLM

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    Someone reclined enough to hit YOUR knees?

    Umm, did she disassemble the seat and reinstall it a foot to the rear to do it?

    :tongueout:
     

  3. Mrs. VR

    Mrs. VR Sharon, you will be missed.

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    Also, we are going via cedar point amusement park, so the bus driver can take his mandatory 8 hrs) meaning I'm going to be in the same clothes for more than 24 hours. :ack:
     
  4. Mrs. VR

    Mrs. VR Sharon, you will be missed.

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    I know, right??!! Oh, and I have been awake since yesterday morning. Muahahaha!!!
     
  5. razageorge

    razageorge

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    Politely ask her to change seats with you because you just had knee surgery and shes crushing them, if that does not work then just light her hair on fire.
     
  6. Folsom_Prison

    Folsom_Prison Brew Crew

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    Sheesh, wimmin :tongueout:

    I was in boy scouts when I was younger, spent some time in camps not showering for a day or two wearing the same clothes and britches, I'm still kickin to post this! :supergrin:
     
  7. Gallium

    Gallium CLM

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    Do what I did once where I faced the possibility of having to wear the same underwear for 72hrs.

    18hrs into the ordeal I swapped underwear with the chic in front of me, and then 18hrs after that with the guy beside me, and then after that with granny, and then after that PRESTO! back in my own underwear (although I must admit those frilly things afford ZERO containment! :faint:).

    When I got home my mom asked me sternly if I wore those same clothes for the whole three days, and I was able to look at her with a combination of horror, outrage and disgust to tell her unwaveringly, NO MOM!

    I have not talked to her since! (this happened last week.:embarassed:)
     
  8. M&P15T

    M&P15T Beard One

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    What's taking you to Michigan? Why are you doing it on a bus? I've done that bus ride before, it's bloody awful.
     
  9. Patchman

    Patchman Florist

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    Just turn your underwear inside out and put them on again. Americans are so spoiled. :whistling:

    Either that or just go commando.
     
  10. Mrs. VR

    Mrs. VR Sharon, you will be missed.

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    I brought an extra pair of course! :tease:

    Breakfast stop in PA. Think I got about 2.5 hrs or so of sleep. 4 hours to cedar point going back to sleepy time :yawn:
     
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    Patchman Florist

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    Oh, where in PA? Do you need a PSP escort to speed your way out of PA? We can arrange that.
     
  12. Mrs. VR

    Mrs. VR Sharon, you will be missed.

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    Ummmm. Some gas station McDonald's thing. Sat too long, bus vents are pouring condensation. Wheeee
     
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    Just don't get short with the people on the bus.
     
  14. Gallium

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    She can't help it. She was born that way. :horsey:
     
  15. lethal tupperwa

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    bet the seat goes back up if you start sneezing and complaining about a virus.
     
  16. Chuche2

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    Just fart a couple of times. She'll move the seat.
     
  17. Mrs.Cicero

    Mrs.Cicero Wayward Member

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    Well at least it has stopped raining here in MI, amd the temp are even approaching normal for July for the first time this summer... hope you have fun anyway!


    Mrs.Cicero
     
  18. ChuteTheMall

    ChuteTheMall Witless Protection Program

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    How did you end up on the short bus?:tongueout:
     
  19. Ian Moone

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    Open carry would have prevented this.

    :whistling:
     
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    byf43 NRA Life Member

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    Tell her that if she doesn't "get out of your space", you'll join her in HER seat!!

    (Or, just pass some Mickey D's double-cheeseburger gas. Guaranteed. . . . she'll sit up!!):supergrin: