I'm not saying it was aliens, but...

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by TBO, Oct 22, 2019.

  1. TBO

    TBO Why so serious? CLM

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  2. PBCounty

    PBCounty

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    Bet he wishes he still had that bike.
     
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  3. Ramjet38

    Ramjet38 Mentally Frozen

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    I hope he was allowed to phone home.
     
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  4. Geeorge

    Geeorge Sarcasm Inc.

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    ET can come down and jail break him with his finger
     
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  5. Slackinoff

    Slackinoff Bathed in lavender and gasoline

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    Let's not forget that ET did indeed get drunk on coors light, causing Eliot to be drunk in school, letting those damn frogs loose.

    I tell you what, the cops need to have a word with that good for nothing, irresponsible, got left behind (probably cause ET was drunk then too) alien. Come to think of it ET's homies probably left his sorry ass on earth in the first place because he was an alcoholic. Poor little Eliot just got mixed up in this mess.

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  6. pittpa

    pittpa What did I come in here for?

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    I don't always pass out in my car, but when I do, I park it legally first, get in the passenger seat, and toss the keys.
    This case seems to have had a different initial outcome than "Special Ed" in Chicago recently.
    I suppose if this was Chicago, they'd have let him drive home after he explained he forgot to take his blood pressure meds.
     
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  7. clancy

    clancy

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  8. Berto

    Berto woo woo

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    Bet he called all the cops 'penis breath'.
     
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  9. fnfalman

    fnfalman Chicks Dig It

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    I’ve never watched ET in its entirety.
     
  10. WayneJessie

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    That wasn’t ET. It was a certain fellow around here that posts quite tipsy from time to time...
     
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    Westexas

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    Hmmm, could it really be space aliens? Do we have any space alien experts on Glock
    Talk? Naw, I didn’t think so.

    Silly humans.
     
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  12. Westexas

    Westexas

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    What a cute little Flircan. Where did you get it, Arcturus Prime?

    I need a gift for my wife’s birthday.
     
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  13. R.B. Riddick

    R.B. Riddick

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    I have never seen the movie.
     
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  14. Slackinoff

    Slackinoff Bathed in lavender and gasoline

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    :laughabove:
     
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    G26-Has-my-6

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