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I'm hungry

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jun 23, 2008.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A woman asks her husband, 'Would you like some bacon and
    Eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit and
    Coffee?'



    He declines. 'Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry
    Right now. It's this Viagra,' he says. 'It's really taken the edge off my
    Appetite.'



    At lunchtime she asked him if he would like something .
    . . . . 'a bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese
    Sandwich?'



    He declines. 'The Viagra,' he says, 'really trashes my
    Desire for food.'



    Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat.
    'Would you like a juicy

    Rib eye steak and scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a
    Rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?'



    He declines again . . . . . 'No,' he says, 'it's got to
    Be the Viagra . . . . .

    I'm still not hungry.' . . . .



    'Well,' she says, 'Would you mind letting me up? I'm
    Starving.
     
  2. mitchshrader

    mitchshrader Deceased

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    (insert rimshot here).. ;)

    jeeze okie, that's a remake of a joke that was old before I was born..
     

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    They kept time that long ago,Holy Sheep.'08. :whistling::tongueout::rofl::shocked:
     
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  5. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Well it's a first time for me my friend:rofl::rofl:
     
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    Okster,Whens the last time you can remember sayin' that.'08. :whistling::tongueout::shocked:
     
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