I'm going to be wealthy!!

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by Marcus Unrealious, Mar 8, 2014.

  1. Marcus Unrealious

    Marcus Unrealious Great Sage

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    Yaaaaaa hoo!!!

    Just got my notice from the UN. Apparently I had kin that won a lotto but is deceased! HOW COOL IS THIS?!!!



    UNITED NATIONS ORGANISATION IN CONJUNCTION WITH THE INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND WORLD BANK FACT-FINDING & SPECIAL DUTIES OFFICE
    Office of The Director Special duties.
    London ,United Kingdom.
    Tel/Fax (+44)-137-537-6717
    To the Beneficiary and Whom it may Concern,
    The World Bank Group, Fact Finding & Special Duties office In conjunction with the United Nations Organization, has received part of your pending payment with reference number (LM-05-371) amounting to $4.5 million( Four million five hundred thousand USA Dollars) out of your contractual/Lotto/inheritance funds(Next Of Kin) from our ordering contractor Bank branches in Asia,Africa,Europe quoting reference to UNO/WBF LM-05-371, the said payment is been arranged in a Security-proof trunk box weighing 25kg padded with synthetic nylon.
    According to information gathered from the bank's security computer we were notified that you have waited for so long to receive this payment without success, we also confirmed that you have not met all statutory requirements in respect of your pending payment. You are therefore advised to contact our Payment Clearance Department to obtain necessary information to the Security courier service company that is specialized in sending diplomatic materials and information from one country to another, which also has diplomatic immunity to carry consignment / trunk (Box) such as this. This office has met with this Security courier service and concluded shipping arrangement with them, therefore shipment will commence as soon as we have your go ahead order, the diplomat who will be bringing in this Consignment trunk (Box) to you is an expert and has been in this line of work for so many years now, so you have notting to worry about. After all arrang ements we have concluded ! th
    donate (Five Hundred Thousan United State Dollars) to the SOS and the less priviledges.
    Please maintain topmost secrecy as it may cause a lot of problems if found out that we are using this media to help you. Therefore you are advised not to inform anyone about this until you received your consignment box. The above requirement qualifies you for final remittance process of the received sum.The below information would be needed for proper filing and to enable safe delivery.
    Full Name...................
    Address.....................
    Occupation..................
    Nationality.................
    Mobile/phone number....................
    Fax.........................
    Age.........................
    Sex.........................
    Please confirm message granted with "GO AHEAD ORDER" To Our Payment Officier Rev,Josh Bell Jr via Email:[email protected]
    Congratulations.
    Yours Faithfully
    Mrs Janed Baker
    Director, Special Duties UNO/WBF.
     
  2. Marcus Unrealious

    Marcus Unrealious Great Sage

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    HOLY [email protected]!!

    Two wins in one day! I am f'en aweswome!!!

    GOVERNMENT OF BRITISH, WORLD BANK, UNITED NATION ORGANIZATION OFFICIAL APPROVAL
    PAYMENT VALUED $7.3M.

    Dear Sir/Madam,

    The British Prime Minister in conjunction with GOVERNMENT OF UNITED STATES,
    WORLD BANK, UNITED NATIONS ORGANIZATION, EUROPEAN UNION do hereby give this
    irrevocable approval order with Release Code: GNC/3480/0112/12 in your favor for
    your inheritance and lottery award winning prize with the UNITED NATIONS to your
    nominated bank account swSD/., QRYU

    Now, your new Payment code is, United Nations Approval No; UN5685P, White House
    Approved No: WH44CV, Reference No.-35460021, Allocation No: 674632 Password
    No:339331, Pin Code No: 55674 and your Certificate of Merit Payment No: 103,
    Released Code No: 0763; Immediate union Bank Telex Confirmation No: -1114433;
    Secret Code No: XXTN013, Having received these vital payment numbers approved
    herein, You are qualified now to received and confirm Your payment with the
    United Nations immediately within the next 72hrs.

    As a matter of fact, you are required to Deal and Communicate only with
    MR.NELSON HAGGIN, DIRECTOR INTERNATIONAL REMMITTANCE DEPARTMENT HSBC Bank N.A
    NEW YORK, with the help and monitory team from the INTERNATIONAL MONETORY FUND
    (IMF) NEW YORK and which is our official remitting reseerve bank, has look up to
    make sure you receive your fund into your bank account. You are to contact:
    MR.NELSON HAGGIN on his contact information, Email: [email protected] for
    immediate release of your inheritance and lottery award winning claim. Be
    informed that you are not allowed to correspond with any person or offices
    anymore, you are required to send bellow information to MR.NELSON HAGGIN to
    facilitate your approved fund in less than 48hrs.

    Information request for your transfer.

    1) YOUR FULL NAME:
    2) FULL ADDRESS OF YOUR CITY, STATE AND COUNTRY:
    3) PHONE, FAX AND MOBILE:
    4) COMPANY NAME, POSITION AND ADDRESS:
    5) BANK INFORMATIONS:
    a) BANK NAME:
    b) BANK ADRESS:
    c) ACCOUNT NUMBER:
    d) SWIFT CODE/
    e) ROUTING NUMBER:
    F) IBAN NUMBER
    6) PROFESSION, AGE AND MARITAL STATUS:
    7) A COPY OF YOUR INT'L PASSPORT/DRIVERS LICENSE


    Note: Your personal contact/communication code with HSBC Bank is (HSBC PAYMENT
    CODE 111), you are advice to send your full banking Information to the HSBC BANK
    N.A, NEW YORK, The International Remittance Director headed by MR.NELSON HAGGIN
    and make sure you speak with him, with your new payment code for release of your
    fund and send him all your banking information now.

    CONTACT CODE (HSBC PAYMENT CODE 111)
    contact Person: Mr.NELSON HAGGIN.
    Position: Director International Remittance Department
    Email Address: [email protected]


    CHAIRMAN COMMITTEE ON FOREIGN CONTRACT/AWARD WINING PAYMENT UNITED NATIONS AND
    EUROPEAN UNION.
    SIR RICHARD GILBERT.
     

  3. Hailstorm

    Hailstorm Boom Shacka

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    Can you spot me some money. I need a new space station.
     
  4. Marcus Unrealious

    Marcus Unrealious Great Sage

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    Nope! It's mine. ALL MINE!!!! Muuuhahahah....:rofl:
     
  5. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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    There you go Stormtrooper.

    :tongueout:
     
  6. Hailstorm

    Hailstorm Boom Shacka

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    Hey, under Vader we stayed in budget:supergrin:
     
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    LEO/Dad Navy Veteran

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    Where is the part; "Please send $1500.00 for processing fee".
     
  8. sombunya

    sombunya Use it up, throw it away

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    Cavalry Doc MAJ (USA Ret.)

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    Some guys have all the luck.








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  10. MO Fugga

    MO Fugga Malt Liqra® Lifetime Member

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    if that's the case I'm a multi millionaire several times over because I've lost track of all of that type I've received over the years and several here recently.
     
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    Bruce M

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    Sigobsessed Ruggedly handsome

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    You sir are very lucky to inherent over 10 mil in one day must be nice. This sounds completely legit to me I would be in a big hurry to get all my personal and banking info plus the donation sent out ASAP as you really don't want to miss out on this opportunity. If you need any help getting all this info together and sent out I would be more than happy to assist you for a small donation say $10,000 sent to my address by postal money order made out to cash.:supergrin::whistling:
     
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  17. Dennis in MA

    Dennis in MA Get off my lawn

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    Obscure fact - Marcus's bank acct will be liquidated from overseas later this week. Lol
     
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    I'm sure this will work out like many of the Publishers Clearing House prizes - Marcus will just keep farming until it is all gone.

    Remember: pay the IRS first. Then donate to the RNC and the IRS will come get the rest AND they will audit your returns back to the first one you ever filed.

    Are you lucky or what?


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  19. Marcus Unrealious

    Marcus Unrealious Great Sage

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    Wow. Maybe sooner then Monday. But I can return to my golf greens job.

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  20. Spiffums

    Spiffums I.C.P.

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    And on time!