I'm generally peaceful......

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  1. ReaPer105

    ReaPer105

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    There is not a snowplow within 150 miles of where I live.
    But even I knew about parking on the street and snow removal.:dunno:
     
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  2. hogfish

    hogfish Señor Member

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    That right there is funny.
     
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  3. Slackinoff

    Slackinoff Bathed in lavender and gasoline

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    It's been a while since I heard the phrase choke-slam. I'm gonna have to re incorporate that into my vocabulary.
     
  4. Mister Clean

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    :waving:
     
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  5. RenoF250

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    Send your liver out to move it, I am sure it is big enough to see over the wheel by now.
     
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  6. Redeemed

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    As a matter of fact, yes.
    although it’s looking a bit sparse these days.
     
  7. Von Hayes

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    If theres one thing i learned from COPS:


    View: https://youtu.be/gU6srWXxTww

    I have absolute zero issue with how that was handled...

    Mr. snowplow driver better show me his GD hands tho, i'll tell you that......he better have that steering wheel wrapped in fruit leather.....cause he's gonna taste it...
     
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  8. Slackinoff

    Slackinoff Bathed in lavender and gasoline

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    Wow....That was the real deal!

    How about a clothesline? I can't find any real ones. Just WWE stuff like this. LMAO

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  9. Von Hayes

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    Hopefully it won't come to that,........I'll deal with the primary......in the unlikely event he's coming to as the secondary clears the rear bumbper......you might see something similr....
     
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  10. Von Hayes

    Von Hayes

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    Questions come later.....things happen first

    ....and I'm not above sidestepping if need be....Bruce Lee said "know the rules, but sidestep them when nex=cessary,"


    View: https://youtu.be/AALREbJZEZk
     
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  11. M2 Carbine

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    Back in about the 1960's in Baltimore, Maryland the only place the people that lived in 'row houses" had to park was on the street, in front of their house.

    When it snowed (and it snowed a lot in Maryland) the city declared "a snow emergency". In order for the city snow plows to clear the streets, everyone had to move their cars off the street from in front of their house.

    What a pain in the ass. There wasn't hardly any place to park when there wasn't any snow.

    Damned I was happy to leave Baltimore in the mid 60's when I got a flying job in Texas.
     
  12. willie_pete

    willie_pete NRA Life Member

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    You do realize some tow truck drivers are armed these days ?
     
  13. Von Hayes

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    Von Hayes knows when to run, he's not above it....Von Hayes once had his own .40 usp pointed at him......he ran the F away....cops dealt with it later...

    Von Hayes world class poker player.....world class poker players fold mucho....

    When you beat, you beat....run the F away....
     
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  14. familyman357

    familyman357 I'd be more cynical, but my apathy prevents it.

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    Day drinking is best drinking.
     
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  15. willie_pete

    willie_pete NRA Life Member

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    You are wise beyond your years.

    :D

    BTW, maybe a weapons retention class should be in your future.

    :rolleyes:
     
  16. Geeorge

    Geeorge Sarcasm Inc.

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    Which head? Big? Little? I need more info.
     
  18. Von Hayes

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    I was 22 year old moron.......I was buck naked......under a cover on the floor......usp was down by my foot....empty chamber, full mag in, full mag laying next............way too far away all of a sudden....

    I've hinted at the story before......never told it in detail on here
     
  19. Von Hayes

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    .....but long story short......I ran away.....
     
  20. willie_pete

    willie_pete NRA Life Member

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    It's about time to clear your conscience, don't you think ? Where was the lady ?

    Give it up.
     
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