I'm changing my racial identy to black

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  1. manfred the wonder d

    manfred the wonder d

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    My mother told me I was half black just before she died. Where is my check?
     
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    Take a DNA test.
     
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  3. manfred the wonder d

    manfred the wonder d

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    I refuse a dna test unless all other blacks do the same.
     
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    Let us know how that works out for you.
     
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  6. Baba Louie

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    Which half? And wouldn't you then qualify for only half of any money? Would only half your life matter? (rhetorical, do not want to know any specifics lest my blanco privilegio be negatively impacted)

    Perhaps, after giving this serial thought, you might consider also identifying as half black half lesbian? :dunno:

    Adding another consonant is always wise in today's SJW re-alignment new age world order I hear. Looks good on the resume.

    Go For It. Report in results (please and thanks - we'll kowtow later to your newly awakened awesomeness on display as "We" are not as worthy)
     
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  7. G26-Has-my-6

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    now wait a minute, I thought anyone could identify as a turnip, and voila, they are a turnip!
     
  8. manfred the wonder d

    manfred the wonder d

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    The census is coming shortly. Will that count? That's what she told me. Should I believe otherwise?
     
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    Every one has some black DNA since we all came from Africa!
     
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    DNA test is not needed. Can you dance?
     
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    We're told race and gender are social constructs.

    Yet SJWs believe in blood liable.
     
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    686Owner NRA Life Member

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    Have you ever been strangled by a cop?
     
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    rock_castle Enjoys liberal temper tantrums & hissy fits

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    So if you can claim "undetermined" for gender, why can't you do the same for race?
     
  14. Will Rudy

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    if they ever pay reparations, just call me Shabazz.
     
  15. slym2none

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    Honey, I have been a helicopter that identifies as a unicorn that identifies as a pregnant black transgender woman for years now, so OH NO YOU DI'NT!!!
     
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  16. slym2none

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    Yes.

    FTR - I was strangled by a very intoxicated guy once for "insulting his girlfriend" (when I was a teenager!) and he later became a cop. **** that guy - but I don't hold all police accountable.
     
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    I worked for a Chinese born manager at a large bank. Great guy. He classified me as Asian. It was a clear effort to keep me employed in an environment where quota matters.


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  18. Trench Sweeper

    Trench Sweeper On the day of your birth death began stalking you

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    In training does that count?
     
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    I tried but when they looked at my Johnson they yelled You ain't black..Had to turn in my Glock fotay..
     
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    Both half would have to be democrat first, and even then, you are still a whitey on the outside, so no check for you!
     
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