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  1. Hines57

    Hines57 Simple Member

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    Grab a beer, sit down, talk about sports or weather or politics.

    We'll get along fine.
     
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    LOL

    .....................................Yup.
     
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    stricky Unknown to Me

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    Beers cold. Thanks. Great idea.

    If this gets to 4 or more pages like the other thread I will not be reading this one either. :)
     
  4. SC Tiger

    SC Tiger As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.

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    So my wife keeps asking me to help clean up the house instead of watching the Clemson football game. I keep telling her I will get to it but she just keeps nagging me.

    I just don't know what to do. My question is - do you think Clemson should run Watson more or try to keep him healthy by keeping him in the pocket?

    :rofl:
     
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    Steel Head Tactical Cat

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    I had an itch, I scratched it.
    I had a fart, I set it free.
     
  6. Glock&KimberLady

    Glock&KimberLady Morior Invictus

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    Can I ask you to TAKE OUT THE TRASH PLEASE IT'S BEEN SITTING THERE FOR NINE FREAKING DAYS NOW
     
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    SC Tiger As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.

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    Why? Are your arms broke or something? :rofl: :rofl:
     
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    Dude, I do have one question...

    Kate Upton or Charlotte Mc Kinney
    Kate
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    Charlotte
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    ChuteTheMall Wallbuilder and Weapon Bearer

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    Who do we have to talk to about getting a sammich here?
     
  10. M&P15T

    M&P15T Well I'll Be Dipped!!!

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    My mother tries to talk to me about topics I absolutely don't care about, specifically people she knows and whatever transpires between them. I've told her time and time again, I don't five a rat's ass about it, but she keeps forgetting how little I care about what other people are doing.

    Now I just start talking about my car whenever she does this. I'll start talking about the tires, suspension, parts of the engine, whatever.

    Me talking about stuff she couldn't care less about, reminds her she's talking about stuff I couldn't care less about, and it generates a laugh.
     
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    What kind of beer do you have?
     
  12. SC Tiger

    SC Tiger As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.

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    Who says you gotta choose?

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    Neither will I

    There is only one question, J.T. Barrett or Cardale Jones

    Why choose? Alternate

    Fix your own damn sammich
     
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    I just rolled over (spilling my beer) and told Charlotte about this thread. She was not happy. She rolled over and woke up Kate who was livid. Did I mention I spilled my beer?
     
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    Yes, dear
     
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    Glock&KimberLady Morior Invictus

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    I do everything around here while you sit on your butt and watch TV. You'd think that taking out the trash would be the least of your.../walks away/....

    /door slam
     
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    Glock&KimberLady Morior Invictus

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    Kate Upton. McKinney is a little too...pneumatic. A little too FemBot.
     
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    Dennis in MA Get off my lawn

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    Low, recommended or high tire pressure on my vehicles? And why? In 2,000 words or more.
     
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    Did someone fart or is someone eating Cheetos???
     
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    Huh Huh Huh! Duuuude!

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