Illegal Poem

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by USMCsilver, Jul 29, 2003.

  1. USMCsilver

    USMCsilver Boat Life ©

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    I got this in an e-mail today and thought I'd share since it was kinda funny --

    I cross ocean,
    poor and broke,
    Take bus,
    see employment folk.

    Nice man treat me
    good in there,
    Say I need to
    see welfare.

    Welfare say,
    "You come no more,
    We send cash
    right to your door."

    Welfare checks,
    they make you wealthy,
    Medicaid it keep
    you healthy!

    By and by,
    I got plenty money,
    Thanks to you,
    American dummy.

    Write to friends
    in motherland,
    Tell them 'come
    fast as you can.'

    They come in turbans
    and Ford trucks,
    I buy big house
    with welfare bucks.

    They come here,
    we live together,
    More welfare checks,
    it gets better!

    Fourteen families,
    they moving in,
    But neighbor's patience
    wearing thin.

    Finally, white guy
    moves away,
    Now I buy his house,
    and then I say,

    "Find more aliens
    for house to rent."
    And in the yard
    I put a tent.

    Send for family
    they just trash,
    But they, too,
    draw the welfare cash!

    Everything is
    very good,
    And soon we
    own the neighborhood.

    We have hobby --
    it's called breeding,
    Welfare pay
    for baby feeding.

    Kids need dentist?
    Wife need pills?
    We get free!
    We got no bills!

    American crazy!
    He pay all year,
    To keep welfare
    running here.

    We think America
    darn good place!
    Too darn good for
    the white man race.

    If they no like us,
    they can scram,
    Got lots of room in
    Pakistan.
     
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  3. WolfmanGK

    WolfmanGK Super Plump

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    Yeah, but change the last line to:

    If they no like us,
    they can go,
    Got lots of room in
    Mexico.


    And it fits us here in CA just fine. Hence scumbag davis' last attempt to save his ***, by giving the illegals licenses. They make good food though, of which I might just have to go out and get after work. If you're ever on the corenr of 19th and placentia, go to alejandros and get the #3, I can't get enough of them.
     
  4. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    That is so true, sad but true;P
     
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    218 Glock 'n Roll

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