Thats right, ladies and gentlemen. With all of this religious banter back and forth the rest of you may have forgotten about preparedness for your religious holiday. I just wanted to remind you. This morning, at 0900 hours, I unloaded my carry gun and reloaded it with the only confirmed anti-zombie ammunition available: If your zombie Jesus savior decides to rise again this Easter and once again feast upon the living, I'll be ready. Will you?