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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Nowhere Man, Oct 30, 2006.

  1. Nowhere Man

    Nowhere Man

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    A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him he hears:

    BUMP...

    BUMP...

    BUMP...

    Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket
    banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.

    BUMP...


    BUMP...


    BUMP...




    Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him


    FASTER...


    FASTER...



    BUMP...



    BUMP...



    BUMP...


    He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door
    behind him.



    However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping





    clappity-BUMP...



    clappity-BUMP...



    clappity-BUMP...


    on his heels, the terrified man runs.


    Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling;
    his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.

    With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.


    Bumping and clapping toward him.



    The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of Vicks formula
    44 cough syrup!




    Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...



    and,








    The coffin stops!!!!
     
  2. Blitzer

    Blitzer Cool Cat

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