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If your dog could say one thing to you in English, what would it be?

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by Smashy, Mar 26, 2010.

  1. Smashy

    Smashy

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    Unique to your dog's personality/situation/habits. Mine:

    "Yes, I have to go outside again. Got a problem with that?"
     
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    HollowHead Firm member

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  4. Paul_J

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    My big dog would say "Scratch my Butt!" My little Dog would say "Play, Play, Play, Play............"
     
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    AZ DBLTRBL Out Of Order CLM

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    feed me, *****!
     
  6. hogarth

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    I'd have to steal a line from my favorite one-frame comic of all time in The New Yorker magazine, where a dog is looking at its owners and says, "Excuse me, but once again I find myself in the awkward position of having to ask one of you for a biscuit." THAT is my dog!
     
  7. Annoyedgrunt

    Annoyedgrunt Dry Heat my ASS

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    Mine would say-

    Dear Master of the grill,
    Grant now thy boon;
    That I may sup upon
    Suckling meat this noon.

    :grill:
     
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    eaglesfan55 (>'-')>

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    you dont think i know why you kick me out of the bed every saturday but i do.............
     
  9. DRZ

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    Ditto.
     
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    Ol Timer ↓ hog hunter ↓ Millennium Member

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    :rofl:
     
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    DoubleDog Grrrrr.....

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    Since I have 3 dogs it would probably be something like:

    "Don't look at me...He did it!":rofl:

    DD~
     
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    Lone Wolf8634 :):

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    Both of mine.

    FEED ME!!!

    Love on me.

    Play with me.

    Dont pay attention to my brother.
     
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    I pooped on the rug again
     
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    At this point, I'm sure it wouldn't be anything nice.

    I just had to clean poop off her butt!! :puking:
     
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    Whaddaya mean your chair?

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    roll her over your doing it wrong :embarassed:
     
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    The Machinist Please! Please! No more!

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    juswes Team Red

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