If ever you find yourself in a situation in which you must choose between a dog ( the four legged kind) and a wife, please consider the following as to why you should favor a dog: 1. The later you are, the more excited they are to see you. 2. Dogs will forgive you for playing w/ other dogs. 3. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. 4. A dog's disposition stays the same all month long. 5. Dogs like it if you leave things on the floor. 6. A dog's mother never visits. 7. Dogs seldom outlive you. 8. Dogs can't talk. 9. Dogs enjoy petting in public. 10. Dogs like to go hunting. 11. A dog will not awaken you at night to ask "if I died would you get another dog?" 12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad, they just think its interesting. 13. When dogs get old you can have them put to sleep. 14. Dogs like to ride in the back of pickup trucks. 15. If a dog leaves it won't take half of you stuff.