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If men planned weddings

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, May 14, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    10. Rehearsal dinner, kegger!

    9. Wedding Theme: gourmet beer from around the world.

    8. Invitation states in big letters: bring money not gifts.

    7. Invitation reads: Come meet my future ball & chain on Jan. 18,
    2002. BYOB

    6. A "Bouquet Pool" is set-up on who will catch the bouquet.

    5. Vows mention cooking and sex specifically.

    4. Bridesmaids wear matching blue jean cutoffs and halter tops.

    3. Dance Floor Rule: Dance too close with the bride - get punched
    in the face.

    2. Wide screen TV showing the big game during the reception.

    1. Wedding favours consist of 2 for 1 pizza coupons.
     
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    Reception is bbq'd.

    Invitations are generic e-cards.
     

  3. larry_minn

    larry_minn Silver Member Millennium Member

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