If i have to beat up my sisters bf...

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  1. geofri

    geofri Poikilotherm™ Lifetime Member

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    How do I do it?:dunno:


    Being her brother, and only adult male left of her immediate family, I feel it necessary to be capable of "putting him in his place"..

    Problem is he is a 6' 200lb mma fighter.. (who has won several championships to boot..)

    I, on the other hand, am a pasty white 6' 180lb blob of jelly, after wasting away all winter in school sitting in front of a computer and doing homework.


    Any books or videos that will get me ripped and fight savvy in about a week give or take?:dunno:



    :supergrin:



    no but really..
     
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  2. Dalton Wayne

    Dalton Wayne Epic mustache Millennium Member

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    He's 6' and only 22lbs? he's a mighty skinny fellow. :rofl:
    Regards
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    Buy a Taser. Makes he men into little blobs of crying meat.
     
  4. 03 Jarhead

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    I wouldn't worry about it if I were you. 6 feet tall and only 22 pounds sounds pretty skinny to me. :dunno:
     
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    If you carry a gun you would win by default right?:rofl:
     
  6. GlockPride

    GlockPride M&P

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    You should probably go for the knees or hire someone! :wavey:
     
  7. geofri

    geofri Poikilotherm™ Lifetime Member

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    Whoops! 200lbs!
     
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    punch him in the adam's apple when he's not looking.
     
  9. Fixxer

    Fixxer Got ointment?

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    DO NOT get between your sister and her (husband, boyfriend, whatever).

    She'll go back with him and you'll be left holding the bag. A real big bag. With no handles.
     
  10. Free Radical

    Free Radical Miembro Antiguo CLM

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    Know your limits. Those are not good numbers. Get him WAY drunk or hire it out.
     
  11. crazymoose

    crazymoose Nonentity

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    No quick fix. Training to fight the old fashioned way (i.e. hitting and getting hit, weightlifting, cardio) is the only way to learn to fight.
     
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  12. gearjammer351

    gearjammer351 EnemyOfTheState

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    this.
     
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    If you really want to hurt him, fix your sister up with a better man.
     
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    Baseball bat to the knees when he isn't looking and then keep hitting him until he stays down.... or get him drunk and get pictures of him with a really, really ugly tranny hooker and blackmail him!
     
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    If you have to ask,........it's going to hurt YOU more than HIM! :faint:
     
  16. Brian Lee

    Brian Lee Drop those nuts

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    It sounds like if he needs a beating that badly, maybe the situation really calls for calling the cops to report his crimes against your sister.

    Then there's the fact that if you can't persuade her to dump a guy who beats her (assuming that's what he does) she'll likely find another man who will do the same, even if you kill this guy.

    First, I'd make every effort to approach the problem in a non violent way (or at least let the cops do the violence for you) until all such possibilities have been exhausted.
     
  17. geofri

    geofri Poikilotherm™ Lifetime Member

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    good idea

    I can't legally carry for another 4 months..

    Fixed.. should be 200lbs!

    the knees eh?
     
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    your screwed ..

    not to mention the assault / disorderly your going to get in the process,

    and possibly dv as its family issue ..
     
  19. Gonetodarkside

    Gonetodarkside owl protector

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    Your gonna get beat down dude, my only advice is to kick him in the balls and then dont stop until your sure he won't get up before you can retreat.
     
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    I just called him so you better learn fast, he is on his way over.