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If I had to choose!

Discussion in 'Okie Memorial Area' started by okie, Jan 8, 2010.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    If someone put a gun to my head and told me I had to either listen to Whitney Houston sing the Star Spangled Banner one time or eat a 5 gal bucket of steaming hot, cow, pig, horse, chicken and Turkey **** I would eat the ****. I just want you to know that:puking:
     
  2. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    I'm dead serious, this version is better than Houston's:faint:
     

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    kirgi08 Watcher. Silver Member

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    What version.'08. :dunno: :whistling:
     
  4. ipfreely123

    ipfreely123 something witty CLM

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  5. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Any version Houston done, that skank CANNOT sing:puking:
     
  6. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    About what:dunno::supergrin:
     
  7. ipfreely123

    ipfreely123 something witty CLM

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    I was not sure if you really hated whitney or is you really like eating ****. :dunno:

    Ya never know. :tongueout:
     
  8. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    I just hate that sanky whore:rofl::rofl:
     
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  10. okie

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    I'd still eat their ****:rofl::rofl:
     
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    ipfreely123 something witty CLM

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    Huh, you really would be full of **** at that point.






    I know. Really bad joke, but it had to be said.
     
  12. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Well I am fulla **** for sure:rofl::rofl:
     
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  14. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Jason D INFRINGED Silver Member Millennium Member

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    but she will always love you.
     
  16. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Not me she won't:shocked::faint:
     
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    MooseJaw NRA Lifer CLM

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    That's a CRAP SAMMICH, Okie!!









    I've waited a long time to be able to use that on you :rofl:
     
  18. Jason D

    Jason D INFRINGED Silver Member Millennium Member

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    Smack her around a little, wave a bag of coke in her face, and she'll love you long time GI.
     
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    She may have taken a bit too much poetic justice with the National Anthem, but she CAN sing, and she sings very well.

    We might not like her songs. We might not like her actions. We might not like her looks. But there's no denying that she was blessed with a great voice and knows how to use it.
     
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    Thanks , but no thanks my friend:shocked::faint::rofl: