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If Every U.S. State Declared War Against the Others, Which Would Win?

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by Happypuppy, Nov 30, 2012.

  1. Happypuppy

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    Alaska. Who the hell is gonna go up there to fight?
     

  3. happy seal

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    Well Duh! R.I. would win.

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    New Jersey. What other state would actually want it? HH
     
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    America's Siberia.

    CA has pretty defensible borders with the Sierras to the East, Cascdes to the North, and the Great Basin to the South. It is why a lot of the illegals crossing the border have moved to AZ.
     
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    Which states have nuke launch sites in them? Sooo after those states take out the rest then you can work on the answer.
     
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    Mexico and Canada... because after we killed ourselves off enough we would be too weak to hold them back.
     
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    Superman can beat up Batman.
     
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    If history is any indication, it would likely be one from the north!
     
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    If it is a conventional war fought by citizens using their own arms, it has to be Texas.

    If the state gets to use the military resources already there, it's going to be Virginia. We have the biggest naval base, amphibious forces, multiple fighter bases, greater variety of nukes, and Seal Teams. We also are the state with the highest number of registered machine guns, so I think we have California outgunned even if their military resources are close.

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    Bazinga!!! HH
     
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    Detroit would win. They've been at war for decades.
     
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    I'm thinking a Southern one.
     
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    Thor will take them both at the same time!
     
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    Batman will win because he's smarter than both of them, combined!
     
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    I like Hawaii's chances.
     
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    Good question. I don't know but would guess they have to attain some sort of minimum speed/trajectory in order to arm the warhead.