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"Identical Twins"

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockdude1, Sep 21, 2002.

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    "Identical Twins"

    Joe and John were identical twins. Joe owned an old dilapidated boat

    and kept pretty much to himself. One day he rented out his boat to a

    group of out-of-staters who ended up sinking it. He spent all day trying to

    salvage as much stuff as he could from the sunken vessel and was out

    of touch all that day and most of the evening. Unbeknownst to him, his

    brother John's wife had died suddenly in his absence.

    When he got back on shore he went into town to pick up a few things

    at the grocery. A kind old woman there mistook him for John and said,

    "I'm so sorry for your loss. You must feel terrible." Joe, thinking she

    was talking about his boat said, "Hell no! Fact is I'm sort of glad to

    be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the beginning. Her bottom

    was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was

    always holding water. She had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole

    in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she

    leaked like crazy." "I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented

    her to those four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that

    she wasn't very good and that she smelled bad. But they wanted her

    anyway. The damn fools tried to get in her all at one time and she

    split right up the middle."

    The old woman fainted................


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    damn, this is an old thread!
     
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    It is like a fine wine, it just keeps getting better and better........

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    That looks like a "pig in a blanket"!
     
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    Yup, I think so. It is the epitome of..."fine wine, it just keeps getting better and better."

    At least here on this thread!! :supergrin:
     
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    Are you Really Sure, that it's a "Pig" in that blanket?





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    NO!! Not really sure at all!!

    Any other suggestions of what it might be?? :shocked:
     
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    Can we really let a 6 year old thread die??