I'd like to register my new invention...

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Oct 14, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    A guy goes to the Patents Office with some designs. He tells the clerk.

    "I'd like to register my new invention, a folding bottle."

    "Oh sure says the clerk, "what do you call it?"

    "A fottle," says the inventor

    "That's a silly name., can you think of anything else?"

    "I'll think about it," says the inventor. I've got something else here a folding carton

    "And what do you call that?", asks the clerk.

    "A farton."

    "Thats rude....You can't possibly use that name!"

    "Gee" says the inventor, "then your'e going to HATE
    the name of my folding bucket!"