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"I'd be on her like a..." lines

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by GlockBlocker, Jun 29, 2004.

  1. GlockBlocker

    GlockBlocker Texas Aggie

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    Gimme your best "I'd be on her (or him!) like a..." lines, folks! Shoot, they're sometimes even phrased as "I'd be on that like a..." I'll start things off.

    I'd be on her like a pack of dogs on a three-legged cat.
    I'd be on her like a wolf on a wounded fawn.
    I'd be on her like a pit bull on a pork chop.


    ;a
     
  2. Dennis in MA

    Dennis in MA Get off my lawn

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    Like Rosie & Oprah on a hot Krispy Kreme!
     

  3. pizzaaguy

    pizzaaguy

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    I'd be on her like..."BUZZARDS ON A GUT WAGON!"

    (sexy catch phrase, huh?)

    Extra trivia points for the soul who can tell us on what sitcom
    that line was said.
     
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    I'll be on President Bush like a chicken on a junebug,on an issue, any issue or no issue. j f***ing kerry.
     
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    Jack T.

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    . . .like white on rice on a paper plate with a glass of milk in the middle of a snowstorm. . .
     
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    HalfGlocked

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    like a diaper on a babies butt
     
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    I'd be on her like stank on sh***
     
  8. GlockBlocker

    GlockBlocker Texas Aggie

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    LOL. All these are good, but I wouldn't use all of them in a "I'd be on her like..." context. LOL. Anyway, here are some more that maybe COULD be used in reference to someone you were physically attracted to. ;)

    I'd be on her like a pit bull on a rump roast!
    I'd be on her like a monkey on a cupcake!
    I'd be on her like a hobo on a ham sandwich!
    I'd be on her like a Somali on a tamale!

    :cool:
     
  9. Glockusmaximus

    Glockusmaximus

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    I'd be on her like Ceran Wrap!

    Cheers!;f
     
  10. GlockBlocker

    GlockBlocker Texas Aggie

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    Good one!!!

    Needs a little bit of an elaborative tag on the end to make it flow well. How about..."I'd be on her like Seran Wrap on a casserole!!"? ;a
     
  11. TKM

    TKM Shiny Member Lifetime Member

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    Like ugly on a Baldwin brother.



    Hey Pizzaguy, that sounds like classic Bundy to me. Am I close?
     
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    HalfGlocked

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    like an ethiopian on a big mac
     
  13. pizzaaguy

    pizzaaguy

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    Think..."MORE HAIR, MORE FUR, 4 STOMACHS ".;f
     
  14. NeoG19

    NeoG19 Go Bulls

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    ALF
     
  15. pizzaaguy

    pizzaaguy

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    YES SIR!

    He was addressing Lucky, the cat ...at the time. ;f
     
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    SKeefe

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    ...like bugspray on bollweevils. - Junkyard Willie ;a
     
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    You theif! You got that from Major Payne!
     
  18. SCmasterblaster

    SCmasterblaster G17 carrier since 1989 Millennium Member

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    heh heh heh heh . . . Somali on a Tamale! . . heh heh heh heh

    ROTHFMAO!
     
  19. GlockBlocker

    GlockBlocker Texas Aggie

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    Hey, thanks. I actually made that one up myself. :cool:
     
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    like Clinton on an intern.